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I'm going to make a Tinder account. Does this sound alluring?

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RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M

@lulaluboo Tell me where he is. I can teach him a lesson.

In a bloody non-bloody manner.

CestManan · 46-50, F

That is a profile of a true romantic. You are going to have success better than what most men lie about.

RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M

@CestManan Thank you. I'm really hoping this is the year I find my Mrs. Voorhees.

ZombiesAteMyArm · 41-45, M

HEY, you want to Space, too, don't forget that.

and that was IN THE FUTURE so you're also a time traveler!

RealJasonVoorhees · 61-69, M

@ZombiesAteMyArm I ran out of character space. I wanted to include that because what hot babe doesn't want a man that can time travel?

assemblingaknob · 26-30, F

Do iiiiitttttt!!!!!

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