how often do you get compliments about your tiny dong?

Only the one you sent me last week :)

What's with all the "dong" questions tonight?

Just one time, from that woman 36-40 years ago.

still doesnt ring any bells 😊

not often enough

Nobody appreciates it 😰

😂

my peanut you mean?

Constantly.. Wanna see my tiny dog and compliment me on it? 😊😊😊😊

I ate ding dongs as a kid:

Stop projecting.

every time 😏

Often😊 they always say hey baby dick come here and put that lil thing in my hands so they can look huge.. 😂😂😂