Did your parents ever have the "sex talk" with you?

Mom gave me a pack of condoms and said I better not make her a grandma

No. the only thing i ever heard was from my father. When he dropped me off for college, first semester of my freshman year, we were saying good bye. He grabbed my hand, looked me in the eye and said, "Everyone you can and the easy ones twice."

No. I grew up in an "abstinence only" house.

I remember my mom leaving a note and box of condoms on my desk at 16. "Use these wisely if you are going to do that stuff with your little girl friends" that was a big enough "what the hell" moment, a talk would have been too much to handle.

It was too short and too confusing for it to really help me... I think why it was so confusing was ultimately because of how short the talk was honestly...

Same here, my parents would always tell me never to do it and that's it. I learned everything by my friends or by myself.

I've never really had any specific conversation with them regarding sex either

Nope I learned it all on my own

At 13 my mom's advise was "the bigger you can get, the more fun you'll have." Umm gee thanks mom.

Heck no, that's what public schools are for. 😜

My mom did, yes.