If i paid you $300 to give me a black eye would you do it?

Am afraid that will go into my karma. So no.

Yup. Easy money.

never. there is never any reason for any man too ever hit a woman even if he is offered $300 too give a woman a black eye. 😧

No. I won't hit a woman even for money.

I’d spend it on makeup so you can make it look like I did it and keep the makeup after

Of course not. Not for ANY amount of money.

No. A man shouldn't hit a lady.

No, I love you too much to do that.

nope maybe just give you a hug.

If you wanted me to, I guess I would :|

:? :? :? No.

Yeah, ill buy you something cute afterwards

No. I received about that much by mistake a few months ago, so someone else can benefit this time :P

nope, I'd do it for free

Nope sorry.

Nope

Nope, I don't hit girls

No. I don't hit women.

Yep. Heck I'd do it for a chicken chow mein. AND I'd even bust your lip for free.
All part of the service ma'am.

I could do it with eye liner I could never hit a woman

I couldn't.

no i don't hit women - even when they hit me

No. I don't believe in hitting women. I won't do anything more than spanking during sex