Marry me please?

Sure thing. Based on your age, it's a short-term commitment, and it could net me a lot of assets!

Just like that??

Where is the ring??

Let's do it 💛

what do I get in return?

brb divorcing my wife

whats in it for me?

I'll have to ask my wife first.

Show me yer beewbs first

please feel free to convince me :)

only if youre cute af