Are you house trained?

Currently laying in bed with my shoes on so probably not

i have around 30 years experience living in a house. i even sleep there. i use my house quite well.

No....I always end up going inside the house.

This Lockdown has taught me few things

just barely

I’m smart about it
I pee outside a window into the yard
That way I can stay in the AC

She got mad because I forgot to wipe my feet. She forgotI'm crazy