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Will someone please tell God to stop shaking the ground? I'm sorry I jerked off that one time. 😱

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@Darci Thank you for BA 🙏

pride49 · 31-35, M
I once said if god was real strike me with lightning. I almost did 100 feet away lightning strike. And yep, still an atheist. I masturbate to gayvporn all I want.
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@SW-User you can try new hobbies. Cook new dishes, maybe play video games or read a Book or watch a movie. It's good that poet and you you text each other.
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@SW-User I only like to watch sports on TV and since they're all cancelled I just don't do anything.
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@SW-User eat, sleep, repeat. 😎
StrictLoving · 56-60, M
one time?

He'll get you for lying now ... !
Lostpoet · M
@StrictLoving there's been a bunch of aftershocks I really think something is going on.
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Dude it's not god doing it maybe it's the Chinese. 😂
Eek, where in the US are you???
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DaveyTaco · 31-35, M
Oh wow... Lol
An earthquake in Utah ? This [b]is[/b] the end of days...😳
daisymay · 51-55, T
@Lostpoet I wouldn't be so sure about that.
Lostpoet · M
@daisymay not that I've ever heard. The government owns a lot of Utah.
daisymay · 51-55, T
@Lostpoet There definitely has been in the past, so even if not currently active, the massive amounts of shale they blasted out of the ground has caused instability.

I'm just trying to get you off...the hook for thinking it was masturbating that caused the tremors ;)

 
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