Now you will write a poem about great big pants 👖.

Great big pants
Put me in the mood for romance
Hope I get the chance
To do a vertical dance!

it's hard to dance in great big pants
as they keep on falling down
showing my underwear and exposing me down there
and that's not proper at all
it's hard to dance in great big pants
even with a belt
they bunch up and make my face scrunch up
and they don't show off my derriere

I’m sure you have heard of
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
But you may not know
The Brotherhood of the Great Big Pants

Those big beefy boys
Make our eyes all askance
When they strut and they flaunt
In their jumbo sized pants

So if you’re ever feeling fat
And all kinds of hefty
Just look at these boys 👀
Especially Lefty 😳

And don’t think they aren’t
Cause for steamy romance 💕
All the ladies want to try on
These great big pants

It’s time that I leave you
With a song and a dance
So that I too can jump in
To my great big pants 👖

Great big pants
They sag when I dance
They are loose around my cabboos
I have to hold on with one hand
Or my ass will flash the whole land

Great big pants
I have nothing else to wear
You are my last pair
I hate you
Great big pants
But you are my last chance 😞

Great big pants
Fall to the floor
Great big pants
Too big for sure
I think that I'll take a chance
And make me a tent from those great big pants

Great big pants are really gross. They fit big butts in them the most

Great big pants, yet still so tight
Weightloss a forever losing fight
Instead of dealing with the stress
I'm happy to just wear a slutty dress

There was a man from slosham

Who took out his balls to wash them

His wife said if you do not put them away I will tread on them and squash em