That one person who can never keep a secret?

Potentially everyone if they know. Therefore tell noone

The woman over the road!!

My mom.

tell them something you want to get the word out on then and then tell them not to tell.

My in laws. I think it’s less to do with ability and more to do with so little going on the temptation to have something interesting to discuss is too much 🤷🏽‍♀️