Would you rather marry a pirate or a politician?

A pirate was once a privateer and only turned to piracy when his nation no longer wanted him.

A politician steals from the nation anyway.

One is a good man turned bad and the other is rotten from the start.

I rather a Grace O'Malley or a Anne Bonnie than a clinton or sanders.

[c=#7700B2]pirates are awesome.. easy choice.. Will take Jack Sparrow over Joe Biden anyway[/c]

a ninja, please.

Politician. Neither are very honest, but at least politicians bathe and get around in general society