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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
Well I know it wasn’t your brother, he’s trustworthy
@ShepherdBard are you threatening me?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Temporallube maybe I am maybe I’m not
@ShepherdBard maybe that secret diet of pizza you’ve been keeping from your wife might not be a secret anymore 😈

Who knows what pictures of a gluttonous pizza fanatic might pop up somewhere real close
@SW-User that’s right! It’s all your fault!
SW-User
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
Because I can
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Temporallube get over here and give me a bite of yours 😈
@Miklee02 ok ma’am 😢
Miklee02 · 51-55, F
@Temporallube that’s better 😅
AT20rt · 22-25, M
because i seen u do it!🧐
@AT20rt Don’t believe everything you see!



It was the precious!
AT20rt · 22-25, M
🧐i still seen u do it!@Temporallube
@AT20rt I’m being framed!
SW-User
Your fingerprints were all over the place. 🔍️👁
@SW-User just because I love cookies doesn’t make me the culprit
SW-User
@Temporallube Explain how you fingerprints were the only ones found all over the jar. 😑
@SW-User I was uhhhh

Moving it. yea! You know....to clean the kitchen
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
We found your DNA at the scene.
@deadgerbil that’s not DNA
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
@Temporallube what is it?
@deadgerbil Cadbury Egg cream

 
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