Your girlfriend/boy wants to break up with you. She/He tells you it's because she/he thinks your gay. What will you do?

I'm just imagining a silly situation in which my hypothetical boyfriend wants to break up with me because he thinks I'm gay.

But honestly if I had a gf that thought I was a gay... I don't really know how that would actually happen. Sounds more like an excuse to break up with me than anything. I'd want to at least understand why she wants to get rid of me to the best I can.

Fuck them to prove your not. But not up the ass, as that might be a bit ambiguous.

I'd tell her she should have had a clue of this back when we made out for the first time 🙄

Where's the option to tell them you're not gay? 😅

Introduce him to my girlfriend.

I'd be like "Ok."

wish them well and be glad i'm no longer dating someone that would try to tell me who i am and dump me based on that, idk

Where is the option to laugh at them and walk away?

Sounds like someone in the relationship is gay.

“No shit” as I say to my, I guess, now ex-girlfriend. I guess she expected me to say “no homo”.

I'll fuck him on spot and ask if he still thinks I'm gay🤔