If you could name a disease what would it be??

F*ck!!!! This is a hard question

gynaherpasiphilades

Can be applied to any STD randomly.

Entitlementia.
It's in the same class of "disease" as affluenza 😜

Thisunilkillia.

Chocolate chip pox

Trump Syndrome.

Republicanitis.

myopic cryptophobia

Thilika

Shitepox.

🤔

I would have to know what it causes first

Which disease would I be naming?