Somebody let a monitor lizard loose in wal-mart today
It barricaded itself in the manager's office, took over the intercomm system and started ordering everyone to bring it food or else it would bite the real manager in half
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Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
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Wol62 · 51-55, M
@Anonymouslyyours86 It's shit myself if a lizard started talking to me!
Anonymouslyyours86 · 36-40, F
@Wol62 😏 I'm ok with it
QueenofVenus · 36-40, F
@Anonymouslyyours86 No but they hump me
Spoiledbrat · F
Walmart stocks many items for a dollar so eliminating the need to go to a dollar store.
SW-User
That's a nuisance when that happens.
muffinman · 61-69, M
