Have you ever hear anyone talk on the phone in the restroom pooping?

no
but a woman and I had a long conversation while ************* we chatted about her stomach bug and my condition after an operation

Yes! A girl and I were setting up a date, and she said, "Hang on a second." She put the phone down, went into the bathroom, and begin to absolutely destroy the toliet. She was groaning and cussing and continuous farts were echoing off the toliet! After about 2 or 3 minutes she came back on the phone and was like "You do NOT wanna know what just happened in there. Anyways, want to go out for Mexican?" I wisely chose a different cuisine. True story.

I only call people, when having a dump. Makes it much more interesting.

Darn tooting

Many times...and farting!

Yeah

I like to skype at the urinal and nobody knows if I'm using the front or selfie camera

Mostz PeoPLeZ TalKz CrapZ

i do that lol

Yes I have.