What would happen if you opened your front door right now and screamed "Bring me dat ASS!" at the top of your lungs?

The wallaby would look at me funny

Not a damn thing. I live in rural farm country and I've never met my neighbors even though I've lived here nearly 9 years. At the most somebody miiiight bring me a donkey but it's highly doubtful.

My elderly neighbor would bring her little pug dog to the door and face his butt to me , we have a laugh about anything , she do young at heart and funny

A bunch of other college students would probably say something wild back

nothing good, i’ll tell ya that.

A dog would probably bark.