What's the dumbest thing that's ever set you or someone else off?

I was very drunk and my friends decided to mummify me in duct tape. I lost my shit, ripped free of the tape, apparently bodyslammed someone and fled into the night. I return shamefaced with apology beer.

We use to have two light switches in the living room & id always get them confused. One was connected to the outlet & the other one was the actual light. I flipped the wrong one once & my sister punched me in the face🙃 i never got them confused after that. Lol

A lot of dumb incidents. Idk maybe my p.e teacher in high school. She always favourited other students over a select few including myself.. for whatever reason and it was so damn obvious so I confronted her after detention and told her what I thought. She didn’t like what was said so she tried to leave the room by slamming the door but they were the kinda doors that slow down when being closed and that made me laugh hard because it totally ruined the dramatic exit she was going for.
Anyway, she didn’t even acknowledge what I had said and I didn’t say it to insult her, so I approached her again to say and I quote- “I’m sorry if you felt like what I said was rude” she responded with “i’m sorry YOU felt like I do that” basically insinuating that it was just me being problematic so I laughed and said “never mind, I take that back” then walked off. She reported me to the head of p.e because of it.

Lol good times.

I've had a friend of 10 years decide to end a friendship and proceed to be a passive aggressive asshole for over a year before even saying why because we disagreed about a Japanese-English translation error. No drunkenness involved.

In a different incident had a friend try to start a fistfight with me literally because I wasn't intimidated by him. Mind you he tried to intimidate me out of nowhere and for no reason. Drinking was involved in this case.

I got into an argument with somebody about the virtues of religion. He claimed the bible was on par in cultural value with Huck Finn and that religion should be banned from the public sphere and that anyone who believed in God was stupid.

I vehemently disagreed. We were both drunk.

I'm an atheist.

I said I would not pay for the whole pizza I was going to share with two others, and my older brother punched me in the face.

We were all drinking.

I left and shunned him for a few years. We were in our 30's and I had had enough of his shit.

Being blamed for and guilted over a speeding ticket (we sat on the side of the road for like almost an hour because they were moping). I wasn't driving, nor was I complaining or saying they needed to go faster.

Probably just being angry at other people being angry. Lol.

I don't get mad when drunk, just stupid and sleepy.