who could come and cook me a homemade meal for a fair day's wage? I'm too lazy

@IrishMinx actually no. in fact I chat like an immature 14 year old.. I stay young by surfing so if you want to learn I'll teach you. Then we could just lie about the big waves we caught like all Surfers do

I don't need surfing lessons though , I've already done that

@IrishMinx oh that's great then we have some really good sand bars here on Long Island

@waleskinder shrimp is probably the only thing I detest eating I'm always like why eat shrimp when you can get scallops I think it's cuz I got sick on them once as a kid

@waleskinder it doesn't really bother me cuz I love scallops so much that that's what I would rather eat I grill them and I also grill asparagus with them and it's delicious. One thing I won't do is wrap them in bacon it's so overpowering that the scalloped is like eating a different textured bacon .save bacon for breakfast and enjoy the scallop for what it is

@katielass are you kidding me will that do? I'll carry you off into the sunset😘

@Jibby I'm glad it sounds good. I would if I could. 😉

@katielass 😘

@SimplyTracie no the stove

@TightyWhiteyKing Wowza. Real Mac and cheese? Great!

@SimplyTracie you... Stranger... If you're not going to answer the question get the hell out of here go home to Mommy that's right go home to Mommy get her out of here. Who's said that a few times?

@SW-User my Haitian friends try to out spice me and when they feed me I purposely bring more hot sauce just to piss them off

@Iamjessie thanks for your honesty