You think it'll never happen to you but think again.
Local office worker found strangled to death behind his office building. He had gone out for a smoke break, coworkers reported that they had seen him talking to "some nerd" before the incident.
Police are reporting that the man was strangled with a set of 30 inch thighs, and are looking for any nerds with larger than average thighs.
Police are reporting that the man was strangled with a set of 30 inch thighs, and are looking for any nerds with larger than average thighs.