“The TSA took my bag and searched it because they thought it was cocaine, in reality it was just cheese.”

When I was 16 at the airport with mom, they stopped the scanner on this green marine duffle bag of my father's and they are whispering and pointing. The guy says it looks like.. and I say, a grenade. 👀

So they call security. Armed men surrounded us. They unroll this thick blanket from the duffle bag and find! 😱

A grating cheese dispenser. Mom rolled it in the blanket to cushion it from damage 😅

What kind of cheese ?