I Was Rejected

Not in the most dramatic sense of the word, thankfully (seriously, who could reject the predatory advances of a bulking, hairy stink bug like me?), but for a job. I've been wanting to change jobs since the day before I started this one, but only recently really started putting any effort into it. The effort consisted of updating the lies on my CV, posting it to job sites, and doing jaw exercises incase I get to a second stage interview with a particularly well endowed employer.

This morning I got an email from a recruitment agent informing me that my application for a role had been rejected amid some very poor feedback. The real shitter is that it wasn't for a job I had applied for, it wasn't a job I remember even seeing, and even if I had it certainly wasn't the sort of job I would have even considered applying for...so it seems that I'm getting kind of pre-rejected from jobs, which is a bit of a kick in the bollocks.