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Showed a gal a spoon and ask if I could eat her
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tallpowerhouseblonde · 31-35, F
I don't use them,a guy told me I had turned his software into hardware,he was gorgeous and didn't need that cheesy line anyway but I thought it was funny.
@tallpowerhouseblonde that is pretty funny. i had someone use the "have you met ted?" on me and yeah. funny guys really be winning.
Never used one seriously, only in jest with well known friends. I don't think I ever could...seems inauthentic and a bit lame unless it's truly original and funny.
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
I got my Ex with "how you doin" from friends
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@kronk I never said it wasn't cheeting, but it worked
@DiegoWolfe ofc she would. sexual frustration is a real thing. you made it too easy for her😉🤭
DiegoWolfe · 36-40
@kronk hmmmmm
MrSmooTh · 31-35, M
So.. Do you wanna like, get out of here? It always works though.
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MarineBob · 56-60, M
Thanks for the best comment
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none of mine have worked lol
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"Fancy a fuck"?
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Never used one ..
AbbySvenz · F
“Hi!”
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Walked up to a girl while holding a spoon and said "wanna spoon?".
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@SW-User did it really work ?
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@SW-User Yeah. Humour usually works for me.
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@SW-User actually it was also not offensive or crude .you are just asking to spoon ..😌