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A priest asked,
What is fate Master?
And he answered :
It is that which gives a beast of burden
its reason for existence.
It is that which men in former times,
had to bear upon their backs.
It is that which has caused nations to build by-ways
from City to City,
upon which carts and coaches pass,
and alongside the inns have come to build
to stave off Hunger,Thirst and Weariness.
It is that which has caused great fleets of ships
to ply the Seven Seas wherever the wind blows.

And that is Fate? said the priest.

Fate..... I thought you said Freight,
responded the Master.

That's all right,said the priest.
I wanted to know what Freight was too.

KEHLOG ALBRAN
Clive Rodney Fark.