I Have Been Told I'm Sexy

Well, Sally... I've just recently come to admire you and your writings and become a fan of yours, but since we live on the other sides of the world from each other, you in the UK and me just outside of Los Angeles, California in the US, the chances of the two of us meeting in person are quite remote at best, so I'm not trying to get in your knickers (we Colonials refer to them as panties over here), and not that I wouldn't like to if you were to offer me the chance (and the key word would be offered), but from what I see from your profile photo and your ability with the written word... you have Sexy nailed down. So in my opinion... you are. (for whatever that's worth to you)

Men seem fixated by the colour of them? They always ask what colour?

Then don’t wear any.

You hiding something in your knickers?

I’m shocked by such an accusation!!!!!
Good day to you madam!

But you’re soooooo far away!!!!

Be sure to wear short skirts to make it easier for them..

I don't blame them. U r sexy

Yes but does it work ?

If it works ....im game