Get the Flock outa here! [Spirituality & Religion]

Pastor Rodney Howard-Browne declared the River Tampa Church in Florida would "never close" during his fire-and-brimstone sermon on Monday, despite being urged to do so after at least 86 US deaths.
Now I dont know about the rest of you. But I see this as proof that either God doesnt exist, or he is a real S O B for letting this moron continue to breathe.🤔

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Harriet03 · 41-45, F

Gotta keep that cash rolling in brother 🙌

Speedyman · 70-79, M

How in the world of logic does that prove that a God does not exist, apart from to a limited or highly prejudiced intelligence?

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Speedyman · 70-79, M

Well as you have less than nothing I guess that makes me one up! 🤣🤣🤣
Now quit trolling and do something useful @whowasthatmaskedman

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@Speedyman Very good! One up from "I know you are, but what am I" ? Keep it up . You are doing your cred a ton of good with these gems.

Speedyman · 70-79, M

In your eyes maybe but nowhere else! You need to calm down pal. Just chill. @whowasthatmaskedman

bookerdana · M

Fools rush in where angels fear to tread,
Both of their futures, so full of dread, you don't show why-Dylan

There are many fools in the chronicles of history,some die in their beds,many meet their demise at the hands of those they oppressed

GwydionFrost · 56-60, M

Next week's sermon...?

"Infected by the Holy Spirit"

NortiusMaximus · M

At least he has faith his god will protect him, which is more than can be said of those churches that shut up shop to protect themselves from the coronavirus. ;)

whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M

@NortiusMaximus I suppose we could say that since he and his parishoners are such believers, they might welcome the chance at a personal meeting with God in the immediate future.

purplepen · 51-55, F

@whowasthatmaskedman That is possible. But I hope they learn to be sensible.

ArishMell · 70-79, M

The Church of England has stopped normal services but is keeping its churches open. I don't know if other denominations are following suit.

Sharon · F

@ArishMell [quote]The Church of England has stopped normal services[/quote]
Surely now is the time they should be increasing their efforts to appease their god.

ArishMell · 70-79, M

@Sharon LOL! Internet and radio services? Not quite the same as being physically part of a congregation of course.

Anyway the buildings are still open so at least those who wish can go in and pray privately.

purplepen · 51-55, F

It is very likely that Pastor Rodney has a different version of God.

SmartKat · 56-60, F

Natural selection at work. Calling Uncle Chuck....

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