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I Hate Washing Dishes

Me: "Okay, I did put the food away, I just didn't do the dishes."
Roommate: "But you left some macaroni on the spoon in the sink! Just scrape it into the trash!"
Me: "Why? It's more fun to do this!"
*turns on water, watches water pressure slowly dislodge dried macaroni piece by piece*
Roommate: <sigh> *Literally facepalms, walks away*
Me: "What? We're not paying the water bill!"

I'm hilarious. Also tired. Good night, everyone!
lovingdead · 31-35, M
I agree, well done
SimpleMan2000 · 61-69, M
Paper plates

 
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