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From The Onion:
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
theonion.com/returning-jesus-christ-downed-by-u-s-missile-defense-3-1828884383
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
theonion.com/returning-jesus-christ-downed-by-u-s-missile-defense-3-1828884383
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