Alternate Universe

@Murmurs This is a rollercoaster of a universe...now I want to throw him a parade. After doing something like that for us common folk, I'd be willing to follow him around and dive in front of any future lemon curd stains. It's the only way I can think to repay him

@UpsideOutInsideDown [i]Leader of the Opposition Andrea Leadweight walks into a glass door....[/i]

"As a mother, I can really empathise with the many others who walk into doors on a daily basis..."

@Murmurs Ooooooo I don't like her, trying to get points just for plopping out a sprog. Where does this alternative universe sit with mansplaining? I've got some serious stuff I need to mansplain to her.