What is Trump going to give Putin for making him President?

Alaska

Trumps going to be jerking himself off while Putin shoves a dildo up his ass but I doubt they’ll show that part on Fox.

I seem to recall Obama allowing Putin to invade Crimea for his own. Idk, I could be wrong. History does have a funny way of changing, even AFTER the event taking place.

It would be strategically stupid for Trump to just
[i] give[/i] another country away. We'll see what happens.

A small bag of dainty pastries!

I haven't heard of much paying since the last adminstration