How is “fake news” created?

Those are left wing, liberal eggs, buddy. Put them in your fridge, and they'll start spreading fake news and talking down to all the other food in your fridge and telling them how their existence could be better and safer if there were more rules.

And if that's not bad enough, those little snowflake ova are also notoriously lax about cross-contamination. Don't believe me? Leave them uncovered and before you know it, your milk will smell like broccoli (although, of course, good Republican fridges shouldn't have any broccoli in the first place. Bush taught us that), and your grape and strawberry jelly jars will start to miscgenate.

Lastly, and most importantly, do not mix organic and non-organic eggs. They don't get along at all, and there's always the risk with those hippy dippy pinko eggs that one will have a little spot of blood on it, meaning its been fertilized. That spells [big]trouble[/big]. Despite their seemingly placid and gentle nature, liberal eggs see nothing wrong with terminating fertilized ova, while conservative eggs believe that life begins at the moment of fertilization, making for a war in your fridge.

My advice: Decide now whether you're going to tolerate vermin like organic cage free eggs in your fridge, and if you do, start to rennovate immediately to allow them "safe spaces," lots of room for their rallies and make sure to open the door every few hours to let them stage walkouts.

Organic and non-organic eggs are both eggs, and they both taste just fine, but the organic ones have a lot of really annoying ideas about how to make your fridge safer and better, the overhead from all those ideas is what keeps your fridge from becoming GREAT again, just like it was in Puritan times.

They only claim they are organic and cage free . Amazon is owned by a lib... how can you trust that? Hahahahahaha!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It’s no joke folks. Millions of chickens are crossing the border every day and eating our bugs.

Jeff Bezos is a liberal and organic cage free eggs are for liberals.

These chickens are running around scratching and pecking; where are their parents?

The state pushes a certain agenda, they label any fact or opinion that challenges it "fake news". They make sure to conflate it with sexism, racism etc so weak minded, narcissistic sheep will go along with it unquestioning to the point that they think it's a virtue to violently suppress anyone who presents evidence counter to the agenda.

Presidential tweets:

[quote]The #AmazonWashingtonPost, sometimes referred to as the guardian of Amazon not paying internet taxes (which they should) is FAKE NEWS![/quote]

[quote]The @washingtonpost, which loses a fortune, is owned by @JeffBezos for purposes of keeping taxes down at his no profit company, @amazon.[/quote]

[quote]The @washingtonpost loses money (a deduction) and gives owner @JeffBezos power to screw public on low taxation of @Amazon! Big tax shelter[/quote]

I believe Trump, through his patently false tweets, connected Amazon to politics.

"Jackjacksonjr" is a liberal elitist who has his "organic cage free" eggs hand delivered to his home in San Francisco.

Apparently, he is to good to support our regular joe farmers who maybe can't afford to have free range chickens, and doesn't use a regular delivery service like the rest of us. No, Jackjacksonjr is good friends with that liberal elite, Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon and has his eggs delivered to him personally by Jeff.

He supports communism and socialism. Let him know how you feel about this!

Bezos is trying to buy your vote

Holy f***! they do have cage free eggs. $2.91 a dozen, that's a bargain. That's cheaper than Costco, where 18 eggs is about $6. Amazon seems to be out of stock on this item.

This is not probably an item they will be air-dropping, from 25 feet, using a drone.

Let's see if WalMart can match this.

the goose that lays the golden eggs might be laying a few more in the next few days/weeks....that's how

By fake people