I Am Awkward Sometimes

The convent rejected me @Arorin

@SW-User okay how old are they and what are they doing

Between 7 and 13. They were running up and down my mom’s clean couches 😒@Arorin

@SW-User they were doing what?! Do you have any cash on you? Cause we gonna play a game!

I have a hundred dollar bill, 2 twenty dollar bills, a five dollar bill and $4.50 in loose change. What’s the game ? 🤔@Arorin

The game is squats! If they each can do 150 squats they earn a dollar? And if they can't do that they have to do 100push ups! And if they can't do that the one who can do the longest planks gets the 5 dollars!

I see what’s happening here. Wear them out so they dont continue misbehaving. Very strategic 😂@Arorin

But youhave to use mind powers to get them really interested. Like whichever one of them can do the most is the best and they get a super secret really cool treat afterward something they really want but they wont know till the winner is declared.

@SW-User yes you see that but dont let them see that!

@Arorin I like the way you think 😌

@SW-User get their little legs tired, then their little arms! Then seal the deal with abs! Muwhahahahahahaha 😈😈😈😈

I’m so trying this next time 😈@Arorin

@SW-User good! Now do you know the slap game? Where you put your hands under their hand and slap their hand before they pull it away?

I know this game. In fact I excel in this game. I doubt they would play me again 😂@Arorin

@SW-User that's the point!!! You need to step your game up! You show them how good you are and then you offer a great prize if they can beat you like maybe ice cream! But since they lost to you they have to practice on each other!

I’m logging in all the ideas. I feel my pockets are going to be way lighter than before 🙄@Arorin

@SW-User that's what children are!! 🤣

Little blessings indeed 😏@Arorin

@SW-User it's a gamble but if they grow up to be important or rich they will remember these good memories! Think of this like an investment.

Yeah. I really adore them. Not so much sometimes but they’re a working progress ☺️@Arorin

@SW-User and if you ever have it rough they will be there to give you hugs if you bring them up proper!

Wise words indeed. Thank you my friend 🤗@Arorin

Of course but one last bit of business why is this groups picture so unfiting? @SW-User

I dont know. I cant see. I’m using my phone to get on SW 😂@Arorin

I am too just scroll all the way down