I Am A Slutty Whore

It will come as no surprise to you that I am a slut. I flirt with everyone on here unashamedly.

But that doesn't mean I don't hurt you with my sleazy ways or creep you out with my perverted nature. So for that, woman and men of SW, I apologise.

Now if you all form a line, I'll start giving you your apology hug that, in true creep style, will last just that little bit too long.