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I just got a phone call; one of those wee pre-recorded things, that informed me that I had to press one to be connected to revenue & customs

& if I didn't I'd get arrested today for tax fraud.

I hung up.

Looks like I've just quadruple booked myself today.

Busy bee 🐝

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goliathtree · 56-60, M

you should have pressed one and then gave them some heavy breathing when the Pakistani picked up.

SevenTierCrazyCake · F

@goliathtree I'd just end up coughing 😂

Amyrakunejo · F

@goliathtree Better one; do what Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes did. He blows up a balloon, pops it, and screams "I'VE BEEN SHOT!" before hanging up.

(actually, don't do that one-that might backfire later lolz)