I Am Not A Lumberjack

But I Do Own A Chainsaw... I have....or had....a nasty dead pine tree in my side yard that needed to go.

Three strong drinks and I was convinced I could drop it between the perfectly straight fence row that I had spent a week perfecting and the house.

Sharpen chain....fill with fuel and oil mix.....top off chain oil and let it rip!!!

Few things in my life work out just according to plan but despite the alcohol the tree dropped exactly where I wanted.

Felt better than......well...I won't go that far but DAMN that was good.

I quit while I was ahead. The saw went back in the case and in the garage before I could ruin my perfect record.

Drink four and five tasted even sweeter.

soulrunher

I've actually taken down a couple few trees. :) I don't like doing it but I can if I have to. I have to say there is something about the feeling of that saw in my hands. O.o Muhahahahaa!