I Don't Have Any Friends
The reason is because I don't need friends. I'm fine and can function without friends. I don't need friends in order to be happy. I don't care and it doesn't matter that I don't have any. I'm independent. I love my life with zero friends. Life without friends is the way I like it. I generate happiness, excitement, joy, and humor on my own. My own company is more than enough to fulfill me.