Would you own a dog this big?

Yep. Sure would. :)

That big, the dog would own you.

A great dane? Yeah

If I did, I would never allow it to act like that. That's seriously dangerous

That's a lot of dog food to buy and a lot of big dog turds to shovel up, nah.

I'm not really a fan of great danes. Maybe a mastiff instead.

No. my brother has a great dane and she's a nuisance

no, he will hump everything instead of me

I'd rather have her

all that poop to deal with 😖

No