I Love a Good JokeAll husbands want wives who are like dolls. Just that few get barbies and others get Annabelle...
I Love a Good JokeIf someone from Holland married a Filipino, would their kids be called Hollapiรฑos?
I Love a Good JokeA man goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his Y-fronts. A woman comes up to him and says "What are you supposed to be?" The man says "A premature ejaculation." "What?" says the woman. The man explains "I've just come in my pants."
I Love a Good Jokeone a-my favorites : I'm at a rave, dude walks up and sez, "Hey, want some a-my salvia?" "Sure, thanks," I say, then, as he moves in with his tongue out to French kiss me I realize, Oh No! he's DYSLEXIC!