Which is the lie?

@SimplyTracie: lol I think it's the first way you described. I know the figurative meaning. All of his statements could be true so I chose the donkey statement as the false. Not sure if I'm right.

Meisje, a donkey is a foolish person who acts like a jackass or is it the other way around? Hahahah

Dunno Barbed..i met lots of officers that were jackasses..lol

I heard in a Blues song , if a mans lips move when he speaks , he's telling a lie ...

All of them sound reasonable to me...lol
(US Army 1986-91)

All three sounds plausible to me. I choose the third one.

It's the deployed at 19, that's the lie. I left when I was 18

Wait.. donkeys have ranks? Guessing that one is a lie.

I really hate this game. It forces me to read your bio.

I'm guessing the donkey?

I think it's #2

Donkey?