What to get a 74year old man for a birthday??

Remote control helicopter. You can fly em around the house so they don't require good weather. My dad loves his. My mom - not so much. So we didn't get her one.

What are his hobbies? Books if he likes reading. Tools for his shop if he likes to putter, etc.

coffin

NyQuil and Viagra. NyQuil gives him a good nights sleep, Viagra prevents him from rolling off the bed.

If he is in a good shape, a trip to some place he always wanted to go to, or that brings him good memories.

Maybe a vintage car? If that's too expensive than something he used to love.

How about movies or songs from the 60s?

A newspaper from the day he was born

Casket/coffin

Tickets for a show?

A 47 year old woman!

Wal-Mart Giftcard

Just think of what you`d get me. :p

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