I Am Eating a Sandwich

Being deathly allergic to mayonnaise (and Army trained in hand-to-hand combat), I’d prefer to take my chances with the knife.

Wouldn’t work with me if I was really angry.

Reminds me of my ex, she'd still slit my throat though.....🤕

That sounds like an awesome idea

it's like mind hacking.

that would be a spoon

Ok!!!