I Am Going to Bed

I will leave you with the following wisdom. Turn off the lights, put on some good headphones, and find you a nice ASMR video on YouTube. Even if you don't experience ASMR, you should find it soothing. If you're anything like me, the sound of vacuum cleaners and hair dryers will also put you to sleep. It's good stuff.

If none of that works, just listen to MortisMedia read horror stories from Reddit. Horror stories and a damn fine voice... you're welcome. Goodnight.