I Say We Are Up To Our Eyeballs In Morons

yeah that sounds about right, i have seen a good amount of weirdos and bad pick up lines but this one takes the cake so far.

"Hiya, how are you? What have you been up to? Climbing Mount Everest? Fighting off an alien invasion? Maybe something really adventurous like baking a cake!!"

The person who wrote this must have been dropped on his head as a child.