I Am Not Perfect, and Never Will Be

I saw a tee shirt I liked in London...

I used to be conceited but now I'm perfect!

I loved it, but the only size they had left was XXL, men's and that would be like wearing a tent!

It appealed to me because, well, we all get caught up in what we say to ourselves sitting looking in the mirror of our dressing table, and we forget that it's an illusion we present to others in our daily occupation.