I'm sitting here on the Group W bench, cos you wanna know if I'm moral enough to join the army, burn women, kids, houses and villages...

...after being a litterbug.

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jackson55 · M

When I could still remember my name I could recite the entire thing, all 18 minutes.

DragonFruit · 70-79, M

I love “Alice’s Restaurant”! 😊

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@DragonFruit Gotta listen to it every year on Thanksgiving.

Subsumedpat · 36-40, M

"Kid, what'd you get?"

I said, "I didn't get nothin'. I had to pay fifty dollars and pick up the garbage."

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@Subsumedpat You got it!

Subsumedpat · 36-40, M

@BlueMetalChick I love that, and I don't want a pickle, I just want to ride my motorcycle.

Subsumedpat · 36-40, M

@BlueMetalChick [media=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvLtNBm1yyA]

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

He looked at me and said, "kid, we don't like your kind! We're gonna send
Your fingerprints off to Washington"!

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