I Love a Good Laugh
It was just after closing time, the guy was driving erratically, so the cop pulled him over.
The cop asks him, "And where might you be going this time of night?"
The guy answers, "Officer, I am on my way to attend a lecture on the evils of alcohol and loose living."
"What are you talking about? It's 2 o'clock in the morning, there's no one giving a lecture this time of night."
"Excuse me, officer, but you don't know my wife."
The cop asks him, "And where might you be going this time of night?"
The guy answers, "Officer, I am on my way to attend a lecture on the evils of alcohol and loose living."
"What are you talking about? It's 2 o'clock in the morning, there's no one giving a lecture this time of night."
"Excuse me, officer, but you don't know my wife."
