The drummer in our band had really bad eyesight. Once, he strode confidently across a road in the dark, and a cyclist ran over his foot trying to avoid him. It was bloody funny.
A drummer walks into a shop feeling like he needs a change of musical direction, so he asks if he can look at the guitars. “Are you a drummer by any chance?” asks the shopkeeper. “Yes, as a matter of fact I am, how did you know?” replies the drummer. “Because this is a f***ing bakery” replies the man.