I Love a Good Laugh

A man moved from NYC to New England and bought a big ornate house and all the furniture. Shortly thereafter, he gave a party and all his friends from the city came up for the weekend.

When the party was over, the new owner noticed drink rings on many piecea of the lovely old furniture, and called a local well-respected cabinet maker for his opinion.

The cabinet maker walked around the house shaking his head at the desecration of furniture a hundred years older or better.

The owner asked anxiously, "But can you fix it?"

The cabinet maker answered, "Ayep, I can." He picked up his hat and placed it firmly on his head. "But I won't."

The city man said, "What do you mean you won't fix it? Why?"

The cabinet maker had his hand on the doorknob but turned and said, "Look, mister. You got friends like that, you got friends like that."

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