I Like to Be Clean and Smell Clean

Too right! I'm paranoid about smelling bad. Looking back, when I was about 11 I went through a spell of stinking no matter what I did, and now I'm constantly sniffing my armpits to make sure I smell ok. I must go through deodorant like a nutter. Today I was so paranoid about my pits that I had to duck into a chemists to buy some deodorant because I was adamant my pits stunk! None of this is helped by my Brad (scrawny little brother, I'm sure my mum brought the wrong child back from hospital after having him!) constantly telling me I honk!!!