I Would Like to Be Pied
Dreams In The Bath!... Last night I decided to have a nice bubbly bath & used a whole bottle of bubble bath to get it nice & frothy. It looked lovely but I knew I wanted something more.
I went into the kitchen and looked in the cupboard, mmm, chocolate spread & syrup, nice. Then I found custard which I went ahead & made up. I then went to the fridge & ooh, squirty cream, & a couple of eggs, why not eh? My collection was getting better. I also found some mousse which was just past use by date & a bit of strawberry cheesecake which was past eating. Mmm, think thats enough for some fun.
I go back to the bathroom with all my goodies and get into the foam, I'm covered & its nice but time for more.
I smear the mousse all over my upper chest & shoulders, follow that with cheesecake. I then smear the chocolate spread over my face and then all over my body.Now its time for the custard, & I pour that over my head & over my face, then I crack the eggs and rub that into my hair. I pour on syrup & rub that in too. The last is the cream & I squirt it all over, with an extra la<x>yer for my face. I relax back into the bubbles & watch the water go chocolatey. I'm so... gooey & it feels so good. Before getting cleaned up I take another scoop of chocolate spread & again smear it over my face.
I went into the kitchen and looked in the cupboard, mmm, chocolate spread & syrup, nice. Then I found custard which I went ahead & made up. I then went to the fridge & ooh, squirty cream, & a couple of eggs, why not eh? My collection was getting better. I also found some mousse which was just past use by date & a bit of strawberry cheesecake which was past eating. Mmm, think thats enough for some fun.
I go back to the bathroom with all my goodies and get into the foam, I'm covered & its nice but time for more.
I smear the mousse all over my upper chest & shoulders, follow that with cheesecake. I then smear the chocolate spread over my face and then all over my body.Now its time for the custard, & I pour that over my head & over my face, then I crack the eggs and rub that into my hair. I pour on syrup & rub that in too. The last is the cream & I squirt it all over, with an extra la<x>yer for my face. I relax back into the bubbles & watch the water go chocolatey. I'm so... gooey & it feels so good. Before getting cleaned up I take another scoop of chocolate spread & again smear it over my face.
46-50, F
