I Would Like to Be Pied

Pies & Gunge For My Birthday... I would really like to get gooey for my birthday. This is how I'd like it to happen. I'd have a party booked & friends coming along, but they'd have a little surprize waiting for me.

I'd be dressed quite nicely with a nice strappy top & slightly flared skirt. I'd walk in and my friends would sing Happy Birthday. I'd be shown to a chair in the middle of the room with a big creamy pie on it, & be made to sit down in it & enjoy it. They would then roll in 2 trolleys laden with lovely pies, custard, cream, chocolate. Everyone would then have great fun rubbing them on my face & splatting them all over me.

I'd sit there in wonder, totally plastered from head to toe. Then to finish off my messy experience they would bring over some buckets of gunge, some would be custard as I especially like that, the rest would be random gunge.They would get me to look up & close my eyes. I would then enjoy the feel of it pouring all over my face and all down me, covering me completely. What a wonderful surprize!